December 2009
emmadearestlauren:
michellepathe:
You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug...
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I fucking miss my Wolfgang!
ME!: I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE GINGER ALE
ME!: FUCKIN SCORE
Wolfgang: You seriously need to get laid
Wolfgang: Having ginger ale isn't SCORE
Wolfgang's been watching too much Sex and The City
ME!: imagine i called him and i was like HI 8D COME OVER!!!!
Wolfgang: DO IT!
ME!: no
Wolfgang: ok
Wolfgang: call me when your vagina is tired of not getting fucked!
ME!: LOL!!!!
When in doubt...
ME!: when in doubt, quote lady gaga
Wolfgang: Right?!
Tumblr.com '09: What I've learned.
emmadearestlauren:
doctorplease:
urbannomad:
suzypuzz:
solaravada:
1. This is the best site that I have ever spent a part of my life on.
2. There are actual bloggers on this website. But shh, they’re supposed to be a secret.
3. Photos get more reblogs and likes than Text posts. Forever.
4. When you reblog, saying “THIS.” and “Oh My God” are two appropriate responses. 5. Tumblarity is...
unicornshoes:
Hannah: what do you think about a narwhal tattoo done tastefully?
Rafia: OMG dat so good idea. ha penis.
My dad is playing nice romantic music. And I could’ve sworn the lyrics were “You ungrateful Jew. True Story.
"The internet: where horrible people meet"
unicornshoes:
fact.
Happy Kwanzaa.
Dunkin on a reindeer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uXk-nNj6Rc&feature=popular
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I'd rather dance...
than talk with you.
In addition to the four known taste sensations...
ohyeahfacts:
(source)
fuckyeahpikachu:
gottacatchemall:
if only...
I was just describing what I want in a...
emmadearestlauren:
and I was completely honest and it scared me.
I want a guy who I have a good time with a lot but get angry with and frustrated with because he’s such an asshole. I want to scream at him and not feel stupid. I want to push him and have him seriously call me out on my bullshit. Get so angry to the point where I get on the train and actually leave in the middle of our argument....
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Basement Jaxx - Raindrops
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Proof that we've been in the same relationship for...
Him: i just dont want to be in one Me: yeah. i dunno if i do. i really want to like…..hold hands and hug and kiss with someone. all the light cute stuff, lol Him: awwws Me: yeah X)
-7/21/09
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Him: I don’t know what to do or say but I know I don’t want to be in a serious relationship Me: Yeah I don’t...
Om Nom Nom
Wyatt: shit
Wyatt: Ijust ate an entire box of nut bars
ME!: lol how?
Wyatt: I put them in my mouth?
Wyatt: one after another
Wyatt: mmm
ME!: I don't want a lot for Christmas
ME!: this is all i'm asking for
ME!: I just wanna see my baby
ME!: standing right outside my door
ME!: *opens door to see an infant in a basket*
ME!: :|
Sean: LMAO
Kacper: my english sucks that much?
ME!: no o_O
ME!: :{}
Sean: what'd he do now?
ME!: lol nothing
ME!: i'm just putting faces
Sean: oh
joelleworkman:
Some thoughts from my narcotics addled, post-op brain… (I’m going to have to edit closely I think, so as to avoid having a drunktumble appearance).
1. Not being able to eat solid foods, is terrible. I mean really…soup, and um…rice dream…and water. I’m going to wither away into nothing. Wah wah Wah.
2. I got to peep the new Castavet early the other day, um….AWESOME. get stoked.
...
I shall now grab a few hours of sleep
Good night morning!
2009
emmadearestlauren:
worb:
shilohhh:
Michael Jackson died
Patrick Swayze died
Farrah Fawcett died
Billy Mays died
Brittany Murphy died
Miley Cyrus did not
